BLK BLK: Bob Or Die 2012

BLKBLK RALLY!!! Shit was fun! I drove breakdown bus so I dont have many photos.  GREAT SEEING: Skunks, Bullies, Knuckleheads, POCKET PUSSIES, HNRZ, Cutters, Gaskettes, Bandits, Latebirds, Squids, and Creatures. SHAWTYYY.

Hick Quick Fix

Mopeds and Jet Skiis

ITS A DERBI PARTY

Name That Bandit Buttcrack....

Thuggin out with Large Marge on deck.

Wishing he was her.

My name is Benji and I'm a tourist.

Yes that's James and Yes he is naked.

Girl i wish you were straight.

Wesly to himself: "I got the fastest bike in this bitch for real"

"Where have the years gone? .......Why have they gone?"

Nerd Patrol!

Babes!

"Yea dude Mac Dre rules"

"I wish I was on etsy"

We are more or less kids and cavemen.

VIDEO - DERBI VARIANT SPORT + new blog + como (MMP) pics

I've been hanging hard in Columbia Missouri with my Mid-Moped (MMP) buddies for the last few days, so Fun. I miss the I-70 midwest cities for real. Getting out of Chicago and going back to Missouri and Kansas is always a good time. First thing that struck me when I arrived in Chicago is "where do you burn things?" and "where is your front yard?" I'm a small town d-bag at heart. I just love the fact that you can do burn outs whenever and dont have to have insurance or a license here. So I never have to worry about plates or whatever when I visit. So I've just been hanign with Ryan Nash and we have been riding, wrneching, and making videos non stop. Here is some of what we have been doing.... DERBI VARIANT SPORT VID AT BOTTOM.

PS made a new blog about moped dude butts its NFSW.
http://mopeddudebutts.tumblr.com/

 Ds50 w/ Fasmem pipe.

 Kitted Pyramid Reed featuring "my first intake" (not mine tho but it was somebodys gdamn)

 just the tip

 This wingnut needed his carb cleaned and we charged him 60 bucks! what a nerd!

 DUDE FLATREEDS ARE REVERSE THREAD.

 Everytime Ryan Nash trolls you, this is where he is. TROLL CAVE.

(I was like "PUT A FEW POSTERS UP MAN" might make it seem less like a funyun dungeon.

 Blk Blk Cappucino

 we met this dude at a glory hole we found on craigslist, he parties.

 8mile.

YOU GOT A PRETTY MOUTH

HAHAHAHAHH riding starts at 3:29

TRIP - Midwest - Portland

So today I'm leaving Chicago to head out to Portland OR. Bummed I'm missing the Lafayetti's rally this weekend but I'll just have to visit them when I get back. First I'm going to Columbia, MO to hang with my good Mid-Moped (MMP) buddies and fellow BLK BLK member Ryan Nash. I'll probably just babble about Derbis and do flat land skate tricks in the shop (IRL trolling). The reason I'm headed to Portland is because my friend Zach is moving there and we are driving out with him. Also I've never been and want to hang with Puddlecutters and Uphill Battle. From Columbia we are headed to Denver for a day and then on to Portland. It's been like 3 weeks since my last rally and I'm glad to be travelling. Should be cool. Here are some moped pictures I took in the last week.

Destroying America with the shop cat.

1980 pepi for life.

 Laguna needed new pipe mount.

 Cracked pipe fixed, i was wondering why my idle was so high.

Benelli General gets a kickstart V1.

Got a "learn to ride" video so I can finally not crash at rallies.

New Olreans MONO and a few WB5 shots.

So after Austin I headed to New Orleans to hang with the MONO moped crew. These dudes are super rad! Theyre always busy tackling the French bikes, Mostly Motobecanes. These dudes are sweet and enthuised on mopeds, they really get it. I've never been to New Orleans so it was rad and I ate a bunch of weird food. Met some cool people and learned about mopeds. We rodeup to lousiville with the MONO dudes and Dez from the Cranks. I left mycamera in some radno car the whole WB5 rally so I only got a few shots. Here are some pics and videos.

Eric's sasquatch shower.

Parasols for every meal.



Bum looking for his mind at the bus stop.

"noone ever buys these pickled pig lips so were giving them to you for free" YUM

 CT90 rescue mission in the French Quarter with nate and mason.

350cc 2-stroke single BRAP BRAP

"Where have the years gone? WHY have they gone?"

Name that Creature.

"I should have kissed her when I had the chance."

Some of my fav moped ladies ever!

Fav Gang.

HOME ALONERS REP

Going home in the ram van.